Joke Time: Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

From Dyoks.com:
The finalists:
Miss America

Miss Spain

Miss Britain

Miss Philippines

Miss Iran

Miss India

Miss Japan

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?

MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands everytime
it sees a woman.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and heroes.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves

QUESTION: And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MISS JAPAN: It’s like an actor in a stage play….because it bows down after every performance.
(Applause! Applause!)

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QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh well, op cors, hi hi hi hi. I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis.

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QUESTION: Chismis???

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry. Its ano, ahh kuwan, it means GOSSIP in our language.

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QUESTION: Hmm, interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS.PHILIPPINES: Ayy dyahe!!!! Hi hi hi hi hi hi. Kasi, I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)